Tim: I miss Kon.
Steph: Well, you still have me.
Tim: It’s not the same, Steph! I can talk to Kon about things that I can’t talk about with you.
Steph: Oh, like what?
Tim: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
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Jason [about Tim and Damian]: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose a side. But I can’t, because they’re both idiots.
Because he simply can’t hide how unimpressed he is..
Jason: I have a definite opinion in this:
Jason: I don’t care.
Bruce: Barbara just came through here looking pretty upset. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
Dick: No. I mean, she was fine just a minute ago when we were down…
Dick: Oh, you already know, don’t you?
Bruce: Of course I know.
He’s Batman. He just does.
After Damian insults Dick, Jason, and Tim…
Dick: Hey, hold on a second. Am I the “pretty boy moron”?
Jason and Tim: Yes.
Dick: Cool, because that’s the best one.
During an interview about Bruce Wayne’s home life…
Bruce: A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex –
Bruce: *pauses*
Bruce [to Jason]: You wipe that smirk off your face.
Upon returning to Gotham City after completing a mission in Paris…
Jason: I got a feeling I’m forgetting something…
Dick: Looks like you got everything but a tall redhead.
Jason: Yeah, what guy doesn’t love a tall redhead –
Jason: Oh my goodness gracious, I forgot Roy!
Jason: I want you to forget that I’m your brother for a minute. I want you to tell me exactly what you think of me.
Tim: How about I do this when you don’t have a gun?
A dangerous, live firecracker needs to be extinguished…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, you go get it.
Tim: Why me?
Jason: Because you’re the skinniest one here. If anything blows up, you’re the least likely to get stuff fly at you.
Tim: Yeah, but if you go, it would be better. I mean, who would be surprised if you blew yourself up?
Jason: Good point.
After convincing Batman to play Santa in the annual Justice League holiday party…
Superman: Bruce, I’m sure you’ll do fine.
Black Canary: Just remember now, Santa is a cheerful, jolly fellow who never calls a child “dumb ass”.
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