source: that ’70s show – Page 3 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

When your son tries to convince you that creating a clothing brand for superheroes is a good idea…

Bruce: Dick, you don’t know the first thing about running a business.

Dick: But there’s no risk, B.

Bruce: Why not?

Dick: Because it’s your money!

When concern over your sleep-deprived brother leads you to search his room and find a shady, little bag of…

Damian: *grabbing Tim by the lapel and shaking him furiously* Are you on dope, Drake? Are you?

Dick: Because we can help get you clean! There’s counseling, hospitalization –

Jason: And my foot kicking your ass!

For your information, it’s a special coffee formula that can keep him awake for an entire week, but he appreciates you kicking down his door and ransacking his room at three in the morning.

Nightwing [to Batman]: I don’t think being nice for a whole day would kill you!

Jason: *faces the camera after watching Tim tackle Damian to the ground as the latter yells insults at the former*

Jason: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* But I can’t. Because they’re both idiots.

After hours of searching the Manor…

Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.

Bruce: Out of town.

Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?

Bruce: I told them not to.

Tim: *feeling up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.

Steph: Tim, it’s a car.

Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.

Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.

Tim: *feeling ‘er up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.

Steph: Tim, it’s a car.

Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.

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Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.

Barbara: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Tim: Starbucks.

Damian: Covered in kittens!

Dick: Model. No, a movie star. No, wait. Yeah. Model.

Jason: Prison.

The Robins’ vigilante retirement plans?

Justice League entrance interviews…

Black Canary: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?

Superman: Well, I’m a real people person.

Batman: Hn. I don’t answer stupid questions.

Wonder Woman: I speak Greek.

Green Lantern: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.

Going on a dinner date with Red Hood be like…

Jason: Todd, party of two.

Hostess: Okey dokey. That’ll be about two hours.

Jason: Here’s twenty bucks.

Hostess: Okay, we’ll have something in fifteen minutes.

Jason: You don’t want this place to burn down twice, do you?

Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.

Jason: I thought so. Well, it looks like it’s our lucky night.