And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Jason: *passes by Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Jason:
Tim:
*twirls his bo staff*
I’m looking forward to crushing that little, adorable baby face of yours!
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You can try, Drake!
Tim and Damian: *charge at each other* RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!
Jason:
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *whistling on the way to the kitchen*
Superheroes’ work-life balance be like…
Clark [to Diana]: You know what, if the parademons don’t come tonight, this will be our first okay date.
Family Patrol Night…
Robin: You ripped my cape, Drake!
Red Robin: And you broke my nose twice, you brat! I healed, you broke it again. Two times!
Robin: *punches Red Robin* Make that three times!
Nightwing: *attempting to pull them apart*
Red Hood: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Criminal: *bound and incredibly confused*
When your best friend supports you, no matter what…
Hiding behind barrels and reloading their weapons while being shot at by Black Mask’s henchmen in a warehouse…
Red Hood: I’ve got an idea –
Arsenal: Okay.
Red Hood: It’s actually kind of a plan –
Arsenal: Sounds great!
Red Hood: You don’t even know what it is yet!
Arsenal: I mean it’s great that you have a plan.
When your best friend comes to visit you at Wayne Manor…
Tim: You okay?
Conner: Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad.
When asked what Tim’s like…
Jason: Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember.
Telling your new girlfriend about the (Bat)family be like…
Tim: You know how every family has its secrets? Ours are a little different.
Jason [to Roy]: Well, I shouldn’t say “I told you so”, ‘cause it’s not strong enough. How about, “I’m always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your vigilante-hood”?
How to elicit a collective groan from your family…
Nightwing: *wearing the 80s version of his suit and sporting a ponytail*
Nightwing: I was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?
Nightwing: Haven’t you ever learned that there’s no “I” in “team”?
Red Hood: Yeah, but there’s a “me”.
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