Visiting your best friend in Gotham City be like…
Clark: *watching GNN on the Batcomputer* Can’t you get the news without the drama?
Bruce: Can’t we get you without the flannel?
He can’t exactly afford Gucci on a reporter’s salary, Bruce.
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Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *squabbling after a mission gone awry*
Red Hood: What’s done is done! *slams fist on the table*
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
Red Hood: All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.
Red Hood: So, shut up and drink your beer.
Cue Nightwing bringing out two juice boxes.
When Batman gets a “conventional” cellphone…
Batman: *scrolling*
Batman: Hn.
Batman [to Superman]: What’s a “dad bod”?
There’s a whole new world for you to learn, Dark Knight.
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Telling your best friend about your time as Robin be like…
Roy: Killer clown? Are you serious?
Jason: No, I’m kidding, because clowns are really funny to me.
Why so serious, Jason?
Dick [to the Batfamily]: We know Bruce Wayne isn’t going to win any “No. 1 Dad” awards, but damn if he wasn’t there when we needed him.
Jason: …
He tried, Jay. (But the fans did vote.)
When your brother tells you that, he’s sorry, but he can’t go on patrol with you tonight…
Red Robin [to Red Hood, on the Comm Link]: You’ve been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed. And you sprain your freakin’ elbow?
After finding out that your brother crashed the Batmobile…
Tim [to Jason]: It’s “just a car”? Wow, you really have gone dark.
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