Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: If I plan to do anything else stupid, I’ll let you know. Peace out!
Batman: *groans*
Or a study on the association between the number of gray hairs on Bruce Wayne’s head and the frequency at which he sends his sons on missions.
Talia: I am not just your mother, and you are not a child.
Damian: I never was.
In which Little D could use a Dick Grayson hug right about now.
Red Hood: *stops trying to pick the lock on his handcuffs when he realizes that doing so only causes them to tighten even further*
Red Hood: Huh. Smart.
Red Robin: Dude, don’t compliment the bad guys.
Sending your brother the coordinates to a criminal mastermind’s lair be like…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: You got this. You come back.
Red Hood: Promise.
Red Robin: Asswipe.
Red Hood: Jerk.
Red Hood: Look, I’ve been down this road before and I fought my way back. I will fight my way back again.
Arsenal: How?
Red Hood: The same way I always do: bullets, bacon and booze. A lot of booze.
Tim: I’m not moping.
Jason: You got up at, like, 4 PM.
Which is actually a good thing. Timmy could use the sleep.
Preview of “Red Hood and the Outlaws #19″ (Rebirth) be like…
Artemis: *steps out of the bathroom*
Bizarro: Are you alright?
Jason: Am I alright? I’m in love.
When the next Crisis pits you against Darkseid’s family…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispering* Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be tyrannical Apokoliptian creeps.
And that’s putting it nicely, Jay.
When your a months-old human-alien hybrid in a grown man’s body getting used to the concept of having your own place…
Conner [recorded]: Uh, this is my voicemail… Make your voice… a mail.
When society looks down on you for being “outlaws” and you reminisce about how many times you’ve risked your life to save it…
Roy [to Jason]: *shrugs* We kinda sound like heroes to me.
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