Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
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Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
The moment Ra’s realized that it was more prudent to just release Red Robin…
Red Hood: Where’s Tim?
Ra’s: Don’t worry about the young Detective.
Red Hood: Oh, I’m sorry, have you met me?
See, you don’t get to hold a Batbrother captive then live in peace…
(Also, you’ve met him. Come on, still think it’s worth the trouble?)
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Yeah, Ra’s (and all you creeps who keep trying to take Nightwing under your, um… wing).
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Superman: *grabs a pair of swimming shorts from a duffel bag*
Superman: *starts removing his suit*
Superman: *pauses*
Batman: Hn.
Superman: *sighs*
Superman: We’re only on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three years?
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Yeah, Bruce. Live a little. Also, start packing. You need to teleport back to earth – preferably to the Caribbean – before sundown.
Superman: *grabbing a pair of swimming shorts from a duffel bag*
Superman: *starts removing his suit*
Superman: *pauses*
Batman: Hn.
Superman: *sighs*
Superman: We’re only on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three years?
Yeah, Bruce. Live a little. Also, start packing. You need to teleport back to earth – preferably to the Caribbean – before sundown.
When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…
Red Robin: What should we do?
Nightwing: Stay away.
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*
Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!
Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
Damian: You seem troubled.
Tim: *takes a sip of coffee and stares out the window*
Damian: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it. *moves two seats away*
Little D, that’s not how you – Never mind.
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