When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
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When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
When you’re painfully aware that your best friend is only human…
Superman: *hovering* Why you?
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle, looking through a telescopic sight* Why me what?
Superman: Why do you have to hunt all these dangerous criminals in Gotham? Why not let someone else do it?
Batman: I can’t find anybody else that crazy.
Batman: *studying Kryptonian morphology* Hn. It’s no wonder none of the tests worked. You’re not shapeshifters. You’re aliens.
Superman: You know, I find that term racist.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *seeing bullet holes on a turkey sandwich* … Why?
Jason: Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot, about pretty much anything.
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
Sneaking into your little brother’s room while he’s away on a mission with Superboy be like…
Tim: *examining the different types of blades splayed on Damian’s bed*
Jason: *tiptoeing on the carpet and looking around the room* Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if his stuff wants to kill us or not.
When your brother tells you that, he’s sorry, but he can’t go on patrol with you tonight…
Red Robin [to Red Hood, on the Comm Link]: You’ve been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed. And you sprain your freakin’ elbow?
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