Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
Tag: source: supernatural
Dropping your little brother off on his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Maps [about Damian]: That’s your brother standing on top of that gargoyle? He’s so cool!
Tim: Yeah. He thinks so.
Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
If you’re a criminal in Gotham City, this is your cue to run…
Red Hood: *wipes blood off his mouth* You’re good… but I’m Red Hood.
When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
The Flash: *holding an ancient artifact* If it isn’t the Horn of Truth.
Green Lantern: What are you talking about? You were gone for, like, two seconds. Where did you look?
The Flash: *shrugs* Everywhere.
Bane [to Batman]: I broke you, but I can still smell it. You’ve got that delectable little whiff of defiance.
Sneaking into your little brother’s room while he’s away on a mission with Superboy be like…
Tim: *examining the different types of blades splayed on Damian’s bed*
Jason: *tiptoeing on the carpet and looking around the room* Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if his stuff wants to kill us or not.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: You seem troubled.
Jason: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.
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