Dick [to Damian]: You know, there are about a thousand more polite ways you could say that. I’ll give you a pass on account of the whole “raised by assassins” thing.
Tag: source: supernatural
What it’s like being employed at Apokolips…
Darkseid: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
When you’ve got a shrink in your rogues gallery…
Harley: You Robins and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
When you’re trapped in an alternate medieval universe and you’re trying to explain how you changed the course of a spaceship that was about to crash into it…
Red Robin: I’m not a wizad. I’m a nerd.
The moment Ra’s realized that it was more prudent to just release Red Robin…
Red Hood: Where’s Tim?
Ra’s: Don’t worry about the young Detective.
Red Hood: Oh, I’m sorry, have you met me?
Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer.
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Um, Jay? This is bar, you’re in your “work clothes”, and two of you are minors.
Criminal: What kind of FBI agents are you?!
Red Hood: The fake kind.
Arsenal: *finger guns*
Bane [to Batman]: I broke you, but I can still smell it. You’ve got that delectable little whiff of defiance.
Roy: Were you ever nice?
Jason: 1989. Worst year of my life.
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Errr….
After surviving an explosion together…
Red Hood: No chick flick moments.
Arsenal: You love chick flicks.
Red Hood: Yeah, you’re right. Come here. *hugs Roy*
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