When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
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Sleepovers be like… Jon: What, didn’t your dad tell you about the Tooth Fairy?
Damian: My father? My father told me different stories.
When you awkwardly bump into your ex-partner during world-saving missions with other teams…
Arsenal: Jason? What the heck are you doing here?
Red Hood: Planting daisies. What’s it look like? Came in on the case.
Arsenal: And you beat me here?
Red Hood: Well, brains trump legs, apparently.
Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
Sometime during the “Son of Batman” story arc…
Bruce [to Damian]: Just because you’re blood, doesn’t mean you’re a Robin. You have to earn it.
When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
The Justice League’s version of “having a slow year”…
Hal: We’re on our third “the world is screwed” issue in, what, three months?
Presenting the all-new “R.O.B.I.N. Battle Protocol”…
Red Robin: What’s the plan here?
Nightwing: Don’t die.
Jason: You going to sleep?
Tim: Damn straight. Screw consciousness, I say.
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That’s the sleep deprivation talking, Timmy. You go stick it to… consciousness.
When you’ve already gone undercover as a female for a mission once and your big brother wants to milk it…
Red Hood: You’re gonna flirt your way past.
Red Robin: I can’t. He’s not my type.
Red Hood: You’re gonna have to play through that.
Red Robin: As in, he’s not a girl.
Red Hood: Oh. Oh! Pretend he has boobs.
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