Batman: *narrows eyes*
Green Arrow: *crosses arms*
Red Hood and Arsenal: …
Batman: No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules.
Batman and Green Arrow: *grin*
Tag: source: supernatural
When you come face to face with the tyrannical ruler of Apokolips…
Red Robin: Nice work back there. “Look at me, Bitch!”?
Red Hood: Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner? I’m all ears.
Arsenal: So, you’re saying we’re both a couple of dumbasses?
Red Hood: I prefer the term “trusting”. Less dumb, less ass.
The last time Batman will ever bring Robin to meet the Justice League Dark…
Deadman [to Robin]: I’ve been inside your dad. We’re practically family.
On the greatest lesson he’s learned in life…
Jason: When I was Robin, I died. And that showed me that life is precious and it must be protected at all costs. Even a life as pig-headed as a Wayne’s.
Tara: I so appreciate you boys coming when I call. That’s what I like most about you “Heroes for Hire”. Obedient… and suicidally stupid. I like that, too.
Red Hood: Are we gonna fight or make out? ‘Cause I’m getting some really mixed signals here.
Jon: *after showing Damian how to fly a kite* It’s just like riding a bike.
Damian: I don’t know how to do that either.
Someone give Damian a childhood, please.
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Dick: What, are you allergic to a suit?
Jason: Nah. I just look good in a leather jacket.
And this is the story of why the Red Hood was grounded from patrol by Alfred until he had himself fitted for a pl"proper" suit.
When you’ve been dead, done that…
Red Hood: *staring at a gruesome scene* If I wasn’t so chill right now, I’d puke.
You know something’s wrong when…
Green Lantern [to Batman]: You seem even more constipated than usual.
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