Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
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Alfred: Master Bruce, don’t play stupid. You can’t pull it off.
He can, though. Just put him in a board meeting as “Brucey Wayne, billionaire”.
Tim:
Damian: …
Tim:
Damian: What’s your problem, Drake?
Tim: I don’t know. But I’m sure it can be traced back to you.
Nightwing [to Batman]: Do you want to try being reasonable? You know, just to see what it feels like?
Superman: Bruce, just relax.
Batman: Why?
Superman: I don’t know. No one’s ever asked me that before.
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Because of the few things Batman seems incapable of, relaxing is among the top five.
Arsenal: I have an idea…
Red Hood: Go on.
Arsenal: It’s deceptive and borderline unethical…
Red Hood: I’m listening.
Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
Alfred: Master Bruce, don’t play stupid. You can’t pull it off.
Robin: I’ve been growing, Grayson. I’ve learned to love myself.
Nightwing: I never imagined that to be a problem.
Tim:
Damian: …
Tim:
Damian: What’s your problem, Drake?
Tim: I don’t know. But I’m sure it can be traced back to you.
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