Trying to decipher Red Hood’s identity be like…
Black Mask: So, this rumor about your being Wayne royalty, is it true?
Red Hood: I don’t know. Can it get me free drinks at the Iceberg Lounge?
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Damian: Well, I’m actually happy I didn’t maul you to death.
Jason: Why? So you can slowly annoy me to death instead?
Jason: Have you joined a cult again?
Tim: For the last time, World of Warcraft is not a cult!
Undercover missions be like…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispers* If anyone catches us, they’re dead.
Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When you know, deep, deep, deep down, you still care about your adoptive dad…
Arham Knight: If I listened to my heart, I’d never be able to do my job.
When your family lectures you about your recent behavior…
Dick: Jay, you look like you’re dying.
Jason: I’m dying to get out of this conversation.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can’t even imagine what your Facebook page looks like.
Batman: “What’s a Facebook?”
Barbara [about Steph]: Tim, how could someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize the person sitting right there is in love with you?
Tim: I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake.
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