Damian: I’m human!
Jason: *shrugs* In your own way.
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Tam: Why don’t you relax and take your jacket off?
Tim: Oh, I can’t. I have a tendency to get chilly.
Tam: *smirks* How masculine.
Tim: Plus, I’m wearing short sleeves. I don’t want to expose my tattoos.
Cooking at Casa de Red Hood…
Dick: You got any meat?
Jason: Meat? I don’t. I don’t know, go hunt!
Trying to convince Tim to watch the latest B-movie with him…
Jason: I can’t watch a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
Batman’s secret to enjoying peace and quiet…
Bruce: When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.
When asked what it was Alfred had sewn into his latest Red Hood suit…
Jason: I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.
Giving brotherly advice be like…
Jason: Timbo, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
Downtime at the safe house…
Jason: Are you reading the DVD player manual?
Roy: Well, we can’t all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.
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