Few things scare a Robin who’s already died…
Jason: *clutches at chest* You scared me!
Damian: *climbs down from ceiling*
Damian: It’s just me.
Jason: That’s enough!
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After finding out that the rest of the Teen Titans went on a beach trip…
Damian: Why didn’t they ask me to go?
Tim: I don’t know. How am I supposed to know?
Damian: What, they don’t like me?
Tim: I don’t like you!
Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
Steph: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Tim: I went out with you.
Steph: That’s because my standards are too low!
Dick: Hey, have you ever fasted?
Wally: Well, once I didn’t have dinner until, like, nine o’clock. That was pretty rough.
When you tell your little brother about the time you messed up during your tenure as the Teen Titans’ leader…
Tim: People think that I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Damian: Who thinks that you’re smart?
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
Dick, Kaldur’ahm, and Conner: *stare in horror*
Wally: Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Clark: What was that look?
Bruce: What look?
Clark: The look you just gave me.
Bruce: I gave a look?
Clark: Yes.
Bruce: What kind of look?
Clark: I know that look.
Bruce: Then what was it?
Clark: Why should I tell you?
Bruce: You’re the big “look” expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Clark: Trust me, I know the look.
Break room at the Watchtower…
Hal: Clark probably has a very good sense of humor.
Barry: I’ve never heard him say anything really funny.
Hal: But it’s common sense. He’s got super strength, super speed. I’m sure he’s got super humor.
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