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Nightwing: Damian, um… The mission that I’m leaving for tomorrow… It’s actually a lot longer than I let on.

Robin: What, Grayson, like three days?

Nightwing: No…

Robin: Four days?

Nightwing: Six months.

Robin: Five days?

Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?

Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*

Red Hood:

Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*

Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?

Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*

Red Hood:

Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*

Steph: Last night I told you that I was falling in love with you. And you know what you said?

Tim: “Thank you”?

Steph: You asked me if I wanted to go get pizza.

Tim: No… “Pineapple pizza”.

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Or the story of how Red Robin got a black eye.

Jason: Kid, I’m not scared of you. Life’s too good. I’m untouchable.

Damian: *cracks his knuckles* That’s what I hoped you’d say.

Jason: You’re dumb.

Tim: See, now you’re just embarrassing yourself. Pick someone else to annoy.

Jason: I don’t pick ‘em. They pick me.

At a Wayne Foundation gala…

Tim: So how come you don’t have to get all dressed up?

Jason: I am dressed up. You see any holes in these pants?

Dick: Why is your mouth red?

Jason: Duct-taped for two hours in a morgue drawer, don’t piss off the tiny brat, end of story.

When your fiancé would rather be on patrol than go cake tasting…

Selena: Bat, we’re getting married tomorrow! Meow!

Bruce: Hrrrn…

Selena: Why aren’t you excited?