Red Hood: *slams the Manor door shut*
Arsenal: So, you finally stood up to your father?
Red Hood: *sighs* Yep.
Arsenal: And he cut you off? No money, no nothing?
Red Hood: *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* Pretty much.
Arsenal: Jerk.
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Overnight visits at the Manor be like…
Jason: Well, goodnight, Little D.
Damian: Oh, goodnight, Todd. Sleep tight. There’s a bus schedule underneath your pillow.
Family Patrol Nights…
Robin: *pretending to be on the Comm Link with Batman* Yes, I’m happy, Father! But I’d be happier if I didn’t have to share this job with such an idiot!
Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment* Brat, I can hear you.
Dick: *walks past Tim and Damian’s shared bedroom*
Dick: *hears loud thuds, scraping noises and muffled insults*
Dick: *knocks gently on the door* How’s it going in there?
Tim & Damian: GO AWAY!
Jason: *lights a cigarette by his doorway across from theirs* Wow. They kinda harmonized on that. Cool.
Dick: I can’t believe Tim’s sleeping.
Jason: I had the Little Brat give him two Valiums.
Dick: Why? Was he in a lot of pain?
Jason: Nah. He just wouldn’t shut up.
Trying to avoid your father around the Manor be like…
Jason: *palpates a spot on the wall, then places his ear against it*
Dick: You know, you’re gonna have to see Bruce eventually.
Jason: No, I don’t, ‘cause I know the layout to the air-duct system here like the back of my hand
Sharing a bedroom with your brother be like…
Jason [to Dick and Damian]: *gestures to Tim* … So he was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
Tim: *indignant, spilling over his coffee* Dude!
Jason: Oh, my bad. Not crying. Punching the wall all manly-and-angry-like.
Batman: You know what they say about your first instincts.
The Signal: Yeah. You should always stick with them. Shouldn’t you?
Batman: Should you?
The Signal: Should I?
Batman: “Should I?” Hn. You’ll have plenty of time to think about it on the bench, because that’s where you’re headed.
Jason: So, who’d you side with, Tim or Damian?
Dick: Neither. I just pretended that I was paged by Bruce, and then when they said that they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and somersaulted away.
Jason: Smooth.
Red Robin: Let’s get back to work, Jay. But it’s gonna be different this time, okay? If we take a systematic approach, we can maximize our efficiency.
Red Hood: I’m streaming “Red Dawn”.
Red Robin: *pushes their case files off the desk* Wolverines!
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