At the West-Reeve school cafeteria…
Jon: *catches up to Damian* Hey, lemme buy you lunch!
Damian: I’m rich, Kent. Let me buy you lunch and some gold teeth to eat it with.
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When you just can’t say no to a brother in need…
Nightwing: I’ll do it.
Red Hood: I knew you would. You’re very predictable.
Nightwing & Red Hood: No, I’m not.
Nightwing & Red Hood: Stop doing that!
Nightwing & Red Hood: Peanut butter egg cereal.
Imagine: Bruce, when he’s finally had too many children/Robins to count…
Pre-mission briefing…
Nightwing [narrating]: He didn’t even bother to learn the new Batkids’ names…
Batman: Listen up, masks. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Dukes” and all the females “Daisies”.
The Signal: *pumped* “Duke” is my actual name!
Batman: Hn.
Batman: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be “Olaf”.
Batman: Dukes, Daisies, Olaf, I will be in the Batcave.
At a Wayne Foundation gala…
Tim: So how come you don’t have to get all dressed up?
Jason: I am dressed up. You see any holes in these pants?
Dick: Uh-oh. Damian’s gonna be mad.
Tim: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?
Tim’s Brain: Again?
When you just can’t say no to a brother in need…
Nightwing: I’ll do it.
Red Hood: I knew you would. You’re very predictable.
Nightwing & Red Hood: No, I’m not.
Nightwing & Red Hood: Stop doing that!
Nightwing & Red Hood: Peanut butter egg cereal.
Jason: *walks into Tim’s bedroom*
Jason: So this is where germs are born…
Batman: *crashes through a second-story window*
Alfred: *dusting a bust* Master Bruce, the door was open.
Batman: *dusting glass shards off his suit* I know. I just love doing that.
Superman: You have eight kids?
Batman: … That I know of.
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The World’s Greatest Detective, everybody.
When your brother tries to convince you to perform a death-defying, two-man maneuver with him…
Red Hood: Dick, that’s acrobat stuff. I don’t have the expertise.
Nightwing: Jay, any idiot can be an acrobat.
Red Hood: I know, I just think –
Nightwing: I knew you thought that! I knew it.
Red Hood: You tricked me!
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