Seeing Damian trip and fall flat on his face and break a front tooth…
Tim [to Jason]: *sips coffee* By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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Living together be like…
Kori: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Roy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wussup!
Green Lantern: Hey, Bats!
Batman: *muttering* Gardner. There you are.
Green Lantern: Huh?
Batman: *grumbling* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.
Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy [to himself]: Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl for once.
Roy [to Jason]: I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.
During that time Tim was so upset that Dick picked Damian over him to be Robin…
Tim: And you know what else? I quit!
Dick: No, you don’t!
Tim: Well, I’m leaving early today!
Dick: No, you’re not! You’re coming back to the Batcave to do busy work!
Tim: Fine, but I’m getting coffee first!
Dick: *sighs*
Getting caught in an argument between Barman and Superman at the Watchtower…
Green Lantern: So, who’d you side with?
The Flash: Neither. I just pretended we were telepathically paged by J’onn. And then when they said they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and zoomed away.
Green Lantern: Smooth.
Jason and Luke trying to get into a Gotham City nightclub on their patrol night off…
Bouncer: Okay, you’re in.
Jason: Word.
Bouncer: Uh! *stops Jason from taking another step* You’re out.
Luke [to Jason]: Let me handle this.
Luke [to bouncer]: Look man, homie here is a little out of his mizzle, so I’m just saying for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he’ll be all chizzle.
Bouncer:
Bouncer: You out, too.
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Trying just a liiiittle too hard there, Batwing.
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
Dick: Uh-oh. Damian’s gonna be mad.
Tim: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?
Tim’s Brain: Again?
Dick: Uh-oh. Damian’s gonna be mad.
Tim: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?
Tim’s Brain: Again?
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