Dick: Thanks again for helping me look for Tim.
Jason: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.
Dick: …
Dick: We’re not looking for “dead” Tim.
Jason: Atta boy. You stay optimistic.
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Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
Jason: Roy, I owe you an apology.
Jason: Obviously I was unclear when I said, “Stay in the room and keep an eye on the supervillain”. It must have sounded like, “Leave and do other things”.
Jason: Come on! What’s the worst that could happen?
Tim: We could die.
Yeaaah… Jay’s a little too used to that by now to care, Timmy.
Jason [talking to Pup Pup]: Because nothing sucks worse than feeling alone, no matter how many people are around.
When Damian passes by…
Tim: Well, isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day
Sometime during the “Under the Hood” story arc when all of Gotham City’s top criminals are cursing at him for ruining their operations…
Red Hood: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present: Man Not Caring.
Red Hood: *points at self*
Jason: It sounds like you’re asking me out on a man-date.
Roy: Jay, why are you so afraid of loving me?
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