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Guy: Batman!

Bruce: *mutters* And there you are.

Guy: Huh?

Bruce: *grumbles* I was just now wondering if there was anything that could actually push my headache into a full blown migraine. And there you are.

Seeing Damian trip and fall flat on his face and break a front tooth…

Tim [to Jason]: *sips coffee* By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.

Bruce realizing that he needs to put in more effort in his relationship with Selina…

Bruce: If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t schedule love.

Alfred: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.

Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language.

Barry: Gracias, Señor.

Hal: You’re welcomo.

Jason and Luke trying to get into a Gotham City nightclub on their night off…

Bouncer: Okay, you’re in.

Jason: Word.

Bouncer: Uh! *stops Jason from taking another step* You’re out.

Luke [to Jason]: Let me handle this.

Luke [to bouncer]: Look man, homie here is a little out of his mizzle, so I’m just saying for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he’ll be all chizzle.

Bouncer:

Bouncer: You out, too.

–

Trying just a liiiittle too hard there, Batwing.

At the safe house…

Jason: – Tsk – The magnetic door is broken. Fifth time or so it won’t open.

Roy: Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there.

Jason: Why a penny?

Roy: No reason.

Jason: You stick a penny in there?

Roy: Nah, I was just making small talk.

Jason: If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.

After a nasty argument with Bruce…

Jason: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –

* Bruce walks away and is finally out of earshot *

Jason: … but words will hurt me forever.

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Yeaaah, he doesn’t say it for the rhyme.