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Superman: *wrestling with Metallo* AarRgghhh!

Wonder Woman: *fending off Cheetah* AaahhhHhh!

Superman: Dia.. na… Right now we need an advantage –

Wonder Woman: *about to call Green Lantern, who just defeated a Yellow Lantern, from a few feet away*

Superman: – and that advantage is Bruce.

Bonus:

Batman: *landing the Batjet next to them 0.0000001 s after hearing that* Hn.

Tim: *turns on his boombox and tunes it to an 80s pop music station*

Tim: *gets up on the table and starts dancing the “running man”*

Bruce:

Dick:

Babs:

Jason:

Steph:

Cass:

Damian: -Tt-

Duke:

Alfred:

Tim: I’m rocking so much adrenaline right now! My blood is basically Red Bull!

Alfred: *nods at Jason*

Jason: *tackles Tim in the middle of the “cabbage patch”*

Alfred: *waits for the table to be cleared of his grandsons, then lays out breakfast entrèes for everyone*

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Good morning from the Manor!

Red Robin: *panicking because, for the first time in like forvever, he’s stumped by a supervillain computer program that’s right in front of him*

Nightwing: *slaps him playfully on the back* I’ve seen you hack a thermometer, Tim. This is amateur hour.

When your little brother’s grounded from patrolling but Batman left you to babysit so you have to bring him with you at all times…

Robin: *sulking* I have to be in the car alone?

Red Hood: *sighhhhhhhhhs*

Red Hood: Would you rather be in the building with the gun-toting drug dealers?

Robin: Kent, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Superboy: *sprinting across the craters on Apokolips with Damian on his back as they try to get away from a fire-breathing monster* All the time!

Robin: Then you should be used to it!

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Guess who’s grounded?