Batman: Cat, I have a ring in my utility bel–
Catwoman: Bruce, you will not propose me to me while you are strapped to an electric chair and I am up to my eyeballs in gunk!
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Batman: Dick, I – *hands him adoption papers*
Nightwing: Blood doesn’t make family. Love makes family. *tackle-hugs Bruce*
Is this not how it happened?
Bruce: I mean, yes, I threw you into the deep end when you were a child, but you learned how to swim on your own.
Dick: You’re turning abandonment into a recipe for successful parenting?
Bruce: You can’t argue with success.
Oh, the beating you would’ve had if Alfred had caught you, Bruce.
Batman [about Orphan and David Cain]: But now she has no father…
Nightwing: Not exactly. She’s got you. We all do. We’ve got the man who always has our back.
Tim: I worry about his maturity level.
Dick: Don’t. Damian is very responsible –
Tim: I was talking about Jason.
Red Hood: You’re a man of contingencies, Timbo. What if biological warfare broke out? What would you do?
Red Robin: Freak the heck out.
When your little brother leaves his “experiments” lying around the kitchen…
Tim: *punching his own chest and spitting fluids back into his mug* I could have ingested a toxin, you brat!
Damian: Why don’t you ingest a cup of coffee and calm down?
Hal: What is Guy talking about?
John: A pile of crap.
Hal: Isn’t he always?
When you forget to power down your suit and surprise chest-bump your brother…
Red Hood: *kneeling over Tim, slapping his face* Timbo, come on! Come on, say something –
Red Robin: *groans and tries to stand up* Don’t ever electrocute me again.
Red Hood: *yelling to the others* He’s fine!
You might want to check the settings on that chest plate of yours, Jay.
Nightwing [to Batman]: Like it or not, you have a funny way of growing on people, old man.
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