The Flash: What do you mean there’s a missile heading for us?!
Green Lantern: How is “missile heading for us” confusing?
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Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yeah, well, I have a plan.
Red Robin: Dick, dodging bullets is not a “plan”!
Batman (Terry): *setting up to do a two-man escape maneuver* Last time you did this?
Batman (Bruce): Hn. Thirty years ago?
Batman (Terry): Wow. I’m not even twenty yet.
Metahuman henchmen: *closing in on them*
Arsenal: This is the part where a plan would be useful! Please tell me you have one.
Red Hood: *holds up a finger* Please hold. *cocks both guns*
Nightwing: *gestures to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin* We’re Robins. We’re never out of options.
Yeah. Even when they’re either dead or “dead”.
Nightwing: *yelling over the commotion while dodging bullets and beating up criminals* I’m dying to sing “Under the Sea” right now, but I’m not, so there, maturity!
Justice League mission on Apokolips…
Green Lantern: Man, it is hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit out here!
Now that Red Robin’s back…
Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.
See? He cares.
Now that Red Robin’s back…
Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.
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See? He cares.
When your adoptive father sends you to a remote jungle to find your older brother…
Red Robin: Okay. *takes a deep breath*
Red Robin: I’m one of the smartest people in the world.
Red Robin: *swatting at giant leaves and mosquitoes* Then why is it so difficult to locate that 225-pound wiseass???
Jay owes you coffee big time, Timmy.
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