Damian: *blocking the entrance to Wayne Manor* Todd, you are no longer part of this family.
Red Hood: But I lived here.
Damian: So did a possum in the rafters.
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Batman: Where have you been?
Nightwing: Oh, I’m so sorry. Did I not scale down a ninety-foot cliff and run here with a piece of machinery strapped to my back fast enough for you?
Batman: Where have you been?
Nightwing: Oh, I’m so sorry. Did I not scale down a ninety-foot cliff and run here with a piece of machinery strapped to my back fast enough for you?
Red Hood: *peeking from behind a steel crate at Black Mask’s armed henchmen, who are searching the premises for them*
Red Robin: *waiting as data from the mainframe computer downloads onto a portable device*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns*
Red Hood: Timbo, how much do you trust me?
Red Robin: Probably more than I should.
At the safe house…
Doorbell: *buzzes*
Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.
Roy: How do you know?
Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.
Batman [to Red Hood]: With the clarity of one recently risen from the dead, you are being a grade A tool, Jason.
So, remember that time when Dick was Batman and Damian was Robin and Jason was giving ‘em the most frustrating time ever?
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?
Nightwing: I presume with great caution.
Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)
When Batman asks if one of you could hack into a supervillain’s mainframe computer while he’s on an off-planet mission…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I don’t know what to do. You’re normally the person in charge of these situations.
Red Robin: Well, not while I’m hanging off a train!
*shrugs* Try Robin?
The Flash: Bats, you have your own secret airline? What kind of snacks are we talking about? Or are those a secret, too? *zooms in and out of the Batplane 1000 times*
Behave, Wallace.
Dick [to Bruce]: See, you throw science at things that should be emotional.
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