Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
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When you forget to power down your suit and surprise chest-bump your brother…
Red Hood: *kneeling over Tim, slapping his face* Timbo, come on! Come on, say something –
Red Robin: *groans and tries to stand up* Don’t ever electrocute me again.
Red Hood: *yelling to the others* He’s fine!
~ • ~ • ~ • ~
You might want to check the settings on that chest plate of yours, Jay.
Justice League mission on Apokolips…
Green Lantern: Man, it is hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit out here!
The Flash: What do you mean there’s a missile heading for us?!
Green Lantern: How is “missile heading for us” confusing?
“Injustice 2″…
Batman [to Superman]: One other sad thing is, Clark, you’re still the best friend I’ve ever had.
Red Robin: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Red Hood: Well, you did hack into NASA.
When you’re feeling underappreciated by your best friend…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Oh, I already know what your next obituary will say: Jason Peter Todd, he had the very. BeST. FRIENDS.
Batman: I just have to calm down and figure this out.
Superman: …
Superman: On your own? While you’re bleeding to death?
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
He’s a big boy, Clark.
Dick: Hey, Jay, a penny for your thoughts?
Jason: How about a dime to leave me alone?
Batman: *trips over the Lasso of Truth*
Batman: I suppose I like hanging around you guys. I don’t know why.
Superman: Thank you?
Wonder Woman: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
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