Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
Tag: source: royal pains
When you can’t win an argument with your older brother…
Damian: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like! Maybe you should be watching “Twilight”, Todd!
Jason: Seen it. Team Edward.
Damian: I am not ten! You cannot send me out to play!
Bruce: *sighs*
So much for that “catching up on childhood” that you wanted him to do, huh?
Dick: *walks in on Tim and Damian playing Arkham Knight together*
Dick: You’re not the fun brother, Tim! I’m the fun brother!
Learn to share your baby brother, Richard. (Just kidding. I’m sure he’d love it if his brothers stopped trying to mangle each other.)
Green Lantern: *looking around the Batcave in awe* Is Bats a hoarder?
Alfred: When people are as wealthy as Master Bruce, we call them “collectors”.
“Batman and Robin #23” (2009)…
Bruce [about Jason]: I should go talk to him.
Dick: Isn’t prison punishment enough?
Wayne Enterprises CEOs be like…
Bruce: Should we buy this country club then?
Tim: I love the fact that I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
When your best friend talks a-mile-a-minute…
Dick: Wally, I don’t care what weird stuff you’re into! I just need your advice.
When Batman laughs in “Red Hood and the Outlaws #6” (2016)…
Red Hood: Please stop being so nice to me. It’s making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.
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