Green Lantern: *looking around the Batcave in awe* Is Bats a hoarder?
Alfred: When people are as wealthy as Master Bruce, we call them “collectors”.
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Peacemaking in the team be like…
The Flash: Just talk to Batman, human being to human being.
Green Lantern: I would, I’m just not sure he is a human being.
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Conner: *watching as Dick, Jason and Damian argue with each other about which wedding gift to give Bruce and Selina*
Conner: So, you and your brothers seem pretty different.
Tim: *walking away from the chaos* On a good day, very different.
Peacemaking in the team be like…
The Flash: Just talk to Batman, human being to human being.
Green Lantern: I would, I’m just not sure he is a human being.
Hellblazer: *looking intensely at a blue, swirling flame that’s floating at the center of the table*
Hellblazer: I see someone close to you, mates… Someone who looks like you… Someone with the letter “J”…
Nightwing: Our brother, Jason Todd?
Zatanna: He’s getting himself into trouble!
Red Robin: Sorry, guys, but you don’t need a gift to sense that one.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
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