source: rookie blue – Page 7 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Dick: Jay, I’ve got something I want to run by you. Something personal –

Jason: I say go for it, brother. Shave that back.

Romantic road trip in the Batmobile…

Selina [to Bruce]: Why drive this chick magnet when you’ve already found the woman of your dreams?

Reporting to Batman after patrol…

Batman: *glaring*

Red Hood: *making popping noises with his mouth*

Batman: *GLARING*

Red Hood: Hey, nobody exploded. For me, that’s a pretty good night.

Tim: I’m fine. Really.

Conner: How many times have you said that today?

Tim: *sighs* A hundred.

Red Hood: We make a good team, you and me.

Batgirl: What are you saying?

Red Hood: Just what I said. What do you mean?

Batgirl:

Batgirl: Nothing.

Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…

Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…

Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.

Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.

Or fearing for your life?

Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…

Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…

Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.

Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.

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Or fearing for your life?

Batman: *walks into the Watchtower’s Hall of Justice*

Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hn.

Batman: *swiftly turns on the light*

Everyone: SURPRISE, BRUCE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *confetti explosions, colorful bat-shaped balloons, tooting horns*

Batman: *wide-eyed, open-mouthed and motionless*

Wonder Woman: *checks him for a pulse*

Superman: *whispers in his ear* I know it’s your specialty, but let’s try not to overthink this one, okay?

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Aww, you guys! Don’t scare him like that.

When you’re new to the crime game and pick the wrong city to start playing in…

At a Gotham precinct…

Criminal 1: *with two black eyes and in handcuffs, newly booked and seated next to another criminal in handcuffs*

Criminal 2 [about Batman]: *grinning and missing three teeth* Did he follow you down an alley and jump on you, too? He does that.