Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Jason, Tim, and Damian: *look into the camera like they’re on “The Office”
Not sure you get to judge him, too, though, Timmy…
Batman: You know what I hate most in the world?
Red Hood: Kittens? Laughter?
Red Hood/Arsenal: The Reunion…
Red Hood: *hiding behind a barrel, reloading his guns* Your first day back and I’m already getting shot at!
Arsenal: *aiming an explosive arrow at the shooters* You missed me, didn’t you?
Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*
Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*
Selina:
Bruce: *grins sheepishly*
Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
Batman: *typing away on the Watchtower’s mainframe computer while rest of the Justice League excitedly pack for their annual team building trip*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t even picture Bats on vacation. I bet he doesn’t even own shorts.
See, playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne goes on vacation all the time. Reclusive vigilante Batman? Not so much.
When you start dating this intriguing and mysterious person and ask when you can meet their family…
Member of the Batfamily: You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you.
Random Things Timothy Drake Says When He Bumps Into You at the Manor No. 63…
Tim: If you ever cared about me at all, you’d find me some coffee.
Bruce and Dick: *arguing in the Batcave*
Tim [to Alfred]: Is it weird that I find the sound of their bickering comforting?
Because bickering means on speaking terms, safe for now, still alive.
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