Talking about dealing with their Batfather in their adulthood…
Jason [to Dick]: You ended up with the forgiveness gene. I ended up with the backbone gene.
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When he’s told that it’s his responsibility to mentor Conner…
Clark: Why can’t Bruce do it? He’s great with kids, especially when they’re not really his.
When you’re late for a pre-mission briefing…
Red Hood: *walks into the Batcave as his siblings stare pointedly at him*
Red Hood: *proceeds to open his mouth*
Batman: Jason, you can be late or you can be mouthy. Choose one.
Watching Tim actually break down in tears without so much as a fight or witty retort…
Damian: *panicking* Normally I mean to be insensitive, but I didn’t actually mean it this time!
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Kory: *brushes debris off her suit*
Dick: *grins proudly*
Jason: *turns to Dick* How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?
When asked what it’s like being part of the Batfamily…
Duke: It doesn’t make any sense… Except it makes absolute sense.
Bruce to the Batkids / Dick to the Titans: This isn’t the family you pictured, but it’s the one you have and you have a choice.
Batman: *walks into the Watchtower’s Hall of Justice*
Batman: *narrows his eyes* Hn.
Batman: *swiftly turns on the light*
Everyone: SURPRISE, BRUCE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *confetti explosions, colorful bat-shaped balloons, tooting horns*
Batman: *wide-eyed, open-mouthed and motionless*
Wonder Woman: *checks him for a pulse*
Superman: *whispers in his ear* I know it’s your specialty, but let’s try not to overthink this one, okay?
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Aww, you guys! Don’t scare him like that.
Jason: *tosses a small package* First time you’ve ever held a grenade?
Duke: *catches it with trembling hands* Yes. It was never really a goal of mine.
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This is not how you “bond” with a new family member, Jay.
Red Hood: *walks into the Batcave and heads directly to the Medical Bay*
Tim and Damian: *yelling insults at each other*
Red Hood: *reaches out for the bandages and grimaces in pain as he straightens his bleeding leg*
Tim and Damian: *take their argument into the Medical Bay and start grabbing surgical tools to throw at each other*
Red Hood: *pulls them apart by the scruff of their necks*
Red Hood: I’ve been shot at, thrown out of an airplane and generally mistreated by a lot of bad guys. This bickering is pretty much more that I can take. I’m going outside to get some fresh air. When I get back, you two better be calmed down or we’re breaking out the ball gags.
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