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Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson/Tim Drake: You can’t punish yourself forever – *camera pans to him pointing at his own reflection on the mirror* That’s my job.

Someone from Themyscira: Oooh, who’s that?

Artemis: *looks behind her and sighs happily at the red-hooded, gun-toting vigilante waving at her*

Artemis: Jason. Who proposed to me by engraving it on the back of a knife.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

In which, out of trusting Bruce, Diana gave Jason a free pass to the island.

Red Hood/Arsenal: The Reunion…

Arsenal: *aiming an arrow at a henchman while dodging bullets* Your first week back, I’m already getting shot at!

Red Hood: *cocking both his guns* You missed me, didn’t you?

When asked by the rest of the Justice League why they frequently go on missions without them…

Batman: Clark and I work because we keep an emotional distance.

Meanwhile, Superman: *looking at him with sad, puppy dog eyes*

Following up on a lead in the Gotham City sewers…

Robin: It’s not so bad.

Red Hood: A rat touched my foot, brat!

Robin: *petting said rodent* Not in a hostile way.

Red Hood [to Artemis]: *pointing a threatening finger at her* You better watch it, Amazonian princess. If you keep calling me out on my crap, I’m going to fall for you even harder than I already am.

Nightwing/Officer Grayson: What if I don’t want to follow your rules, Bruce? What if I just want to follow the normal ones?

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Well… You can take a Batkid out of the Batcave, but it just doesn’t work the other way around.

#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler

Dick: Kory, I’m Batman’s son.

Kory: That doesn’t mean you’ve got to go out there and put yourself in danger.

Dick: Yeah, it kind of does.

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An alternative scenario in which Dick actually tells Kory that he’s on his way to Deathstroke.

#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler

Jason: Balloons, bottle of whiskey. It’s hard to know what to get a guy who took a Kryptonite bullet for you.

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Well, Conner’s an infant who’s tried alcohol and clearly didn’t enjoy it, so…

Tim [to Damian, or vice versa]: I don’t have to like you, I don’t have to be nice to you, and I can make fun of you whenever I want, because when it really comes down to it… I will always have your back.