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When you’re back in Gotham City after, y’know, dying and all and you come across some of your father’s frienemies…

Red Hood: *bound and gagged with vines*

Poison Ivy: *unmasks him* Doesn’t he look like Batman’s dead kid?

Catwoman: He looks exactly like that dead boy.

Harley Quinn: *stares dreamily at Jason* You should take that as a compliment, Red, because he was handsome.

Red Robin: Your book was a bomb.

Red Hood: *slams Tolstoy’s “War and Peace” shut and gets up from his seat* Who are you to criticize my life’s work?!

Red Robin: Your book was a bomb. It exploded.

Red Hood: Oh.

Red Hood: *goes back to reading*

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Way to mix your interests, Jay.

Tim: Do you know that you have a “tell” when you lie?

Jason: Oh, do I?

Tim: You answer questions with questions.

Jason: Maybe I know I have a tell and I know you know I have a tell, and maybe I’m doing it now to confuse you because you don’t know what tell I’m telling.

Tim: *stares blankly into the camera like he’s on “The Office”

Breaking into a top secret facility be like…

Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?

Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?

Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.

Breaking into a top secret facility be like…

Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?

Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?

Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.