Red Hood: It’s my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.
Tag: source: psych
When your dad’s extremely protective of your sister…
Batman [to Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, about Black Bat]: Guard her with your life. That’s not hyperbole!
Getting your younger brother out of a scuffle be like…
Red Hood: Hey, little man, get on the bike!
Red Robin: That your audition for “To Catch a Predator”?
Patrolling with your hyperactive, chatty older brother be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: Please stop making sounds with you mouth.
When your boyfriend starts regressing…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Mr. Grayson.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I am gonna move in with Bruce.
When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
Batman: Where the heck are we?
Flash: When the heck are we?
Infiltrating a criminal mastermind’s mansion be like…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Just let him get the patties on the grill first. There’s no reason we can’t eat and investigate at the same time.
Wayne Charity Foundation galas be like…
Tim: Damian, please pretend you’re a human.
Trying to get the hang of sweet-talking be like…
Tim: B-baby, all your f-facial parts are in the right p-places.
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