When you know better than to incite your tiny brother’s wrath…
Jason: *chatting with Roy over the phone*
Damian: *painting a portait of Alfred*
Jason: *laughing out loud*
Damian: -Tt-
Jason: *accidentally kicks Damian’s stool while belly-laughing*
Damian: *nearly snapping his paintbrush in half*
Jason: *wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes*
Damian: Please. Stop. Making. Sounds. With your mouth, Todd.
Jason: *clears his throat, whispers something into the phone, then carefully walks out*
When you’re just really homesick…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up, right? Well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Hunk Wonder.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna move back in with Bruce.
Getting into a fight with your charming older brother be like…
Jason: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face, Dick!
Dick: Glass jaw, winning smile? *winks*
Jason: *grumbles and stomps away*
It’s hard to stay mad at him.
Learning the art of human intimidation be like…
Starfire: *preparing to zoom towards the supervillain* How do you say “suck it” in English?
Red Hood: You just did, Kori.
When asked why he and Arsenal get along so well…
Red Hood: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
When asked why he and Arsenal get along so well…
Red Hood: *shrugs* We get caught together, we face death together. It happens every week.
Batman: *reads article in Gotham Gazette about Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, and around 5 million dollars-worth of property damage*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: …
Batman:
Batman: *sighs*
Batman: *takes out check book*
Batman: I prefer you screw up while not wearing your uniforms.
Green Lantern: Wow, you’re like a robot.
Batman: That’s the comment someone made on my eHarmony profile. So, I guess it must be true.
In which a slack-jawed Hal became speechless and dropped his beer construct. (To this day, he isn’t sure if their conversation was real.)
When you’re sick and tired of hearing about how your best friend “once died”…
Arsenal: Thanks for sharing, Jaybird. Wow, you really put the “me” in team.
Why the Robins steer clear of their sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled, case-obsessed brother…
Jason: *taps Tim on the shoulder*
Tim: I am going to have to ask you to calm down, Jay, or I will have to taze you in the face.
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