You know you’re the newbie when…
Green Lantern (Simon): Who’s the big, scary guy?
Green Lantern (Hal): *shakes his head* His name’s Batman. You should know that by now.
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When you’re just really homesick…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up, right? Well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Hunk Wonder.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna move back in with Bruce.
Dick: *reads newspaper article about the Drake-Wayne/Fox engagement*
Dick [to Tim]: You intended to propose without telling me, your eldest and most good-looking brother?!
When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
When you cross paths with your big brother at his day job…
Officer Grayson [to witness]: *grinning* I was gonna ask you the same question…
Red Robin: *whispering* Dick, this woman witnessed a crime.
Officer Grayson: *whispering back* Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges. *winks at witness*
Red Robin: *facepalms*
When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
Inviting your best friend to your hometown be like…
Clark: *driving to Smallville* Bruce, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Bruce: *on the passenger’s seat* Why do you think that?
Clark: Because you sent me an e-mail three days ago that said, “Clark, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend”.
Introducing your older brother to the team be like…
Kon: Is your brother hitting on Kara?
Jason: *twenty feet away, getting a Kryptonian slap to the face*
Tim: Not successfully.
Inviting your best friend to your hometown be like…
Clark: *driving to Smallville* Bruce, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Bruce: *on the passenger’s seat* Why do you think that?
Clark: Because you sent me an e-mail three days ago that said, “Clark, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend”.
You know you’re the newbie when…
Green Lantern (Simon): Who’s the big, scary guy?
Green Lantern (Hal): *shakes his head* His name’s Batman. You should know that by now.
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