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Once a Robin, always a Robin…

Batman: You were supposed to keep to the code.

Nightwing: *looks to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin*

Nightwing: *shrugs* We figured they were actually more like guidelines.

Asking your best friend to do monitor duty at Mount Justice be like…

Dick [to Wally]: Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.

Thug: *cracks knuckles* I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.

Batgirl: You like pain?

Batgirl: *dropkicks thug*

Batgirl: Try wearing a latex suit.

Sparring at the Wayne Manor…

Damian: You didn’t beat me, you ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I’d killed you.

Jason: And that’s no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?

Having a “healthy” social life be like…

Red Hood: You look familiar… Have I threatened you before?

Rationalizing his actions to Batman be like…

Jason: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. You never can predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

Bruce: *narrows eyes into slits*

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Consistency is key, huh, Jay?

Thug: *hands up in surrender* I’m not looking for trouble!

Jason: What a horrible way to live.