When your best friend tells you about that time he met your adoptive father…
Jason: “Bruce”? You’re on a first name basis?
Roy: What do you call him?
Jason: The bane of my existence.
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Batman: Once we become predictable, we become vulnerable.
Running after a criminal who turns out to be a speedster be like…
Red Hood: If I were to speculate from your labored breathing…
Red Robin: I lost her.
Red Hood: That would be it.
When an alien trying to take over the Earth lands in Gotham City…
Red Hood: *jumps over cars and debris to get to the alien ship*
Red Robin: What’re you gonna do, Hood?
Red Hood: Show it what a real monster looks like.
Missions with Batman (or, more appropriately, Batman’s secret solo missions that the rest of the League somehow get wind of) be like…
Superman: I called for backup. You gotta trust somebody, Bruce.
Detective Bullock: You ever work an identity theft case?
Commissioner Gordon: Every arrest I ever made. They all say I got the wrong guy.
The New 52′s “Red Hood/Arsenal” series, a summary…
Jason [to Roy]: That’s a terrible plan, but I like it, so let’s do it.
Ra’s: Who are you talking to?
Red Robin: *as Oracle’s image fades out on his communicator watch* Tech support.
Red Robin: Don’t you have anything to unpack?
Red Hood: *pulls out two guns* I travel light.
Robin: Well, you need to move fast, Todd!
Red Hood: Well, here I was, about to move at a sloth-like pace and get myself captured.
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