Attending a charity gala your best friend invited you to be like…
Clark [to Bruce]: You look fine, Bruce. You just look… angry. All the time.
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When you train your youngest brother a little differently from how your MIA adoptive father trains both of you…
Batman [to Robin]: You’ll have to use your charm, Damian. Not your sidearm.
Tim’s love life be like…
Tim: The truth is that she’s chosen me, and I don’t know why yet.
Inviting your best friend to have a couple of beers with you be like…
Roy [to Jason]: I hear dying makes you thirsty.
Red Hood: That line you’re talking about? I crossed it a long time ago.
Batman:
Batman [about Bane]: Selina just became his next target.
Batman: And he just became mine.
Tim “Alvin Draper” Drake-Wayne [about Vicki Vale]: How am I supposed to save a woman who wants to put me on the front page?
Damian: *sees Tim fixing his Ducati at the Batcave*
Damian: Father, this distraction you’ve adopted keeps interrupting my work.
When you’ll admit it to a friend, but not to yourself…
Red Hood [about his childhood]: I’ve spent some time feeling lost.
Artemis: What changed?
Red Hood: Someone found me, told me I needed a purpose.
Artemis: Sounds like a good friend.
Red Hood: He is.
Hal [to Bruce]: For a billionaire genius, you’re lousy company.
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