Being a Gotham City rogue be like…
Joker: Nothing wrong with jail. Some of the best vacations I ever had were behind bars!
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Introducing yourself to the Teen Titans be like…
Robin [to Starfire]: You think you’re in charge? It’s adorable just how wrong you are.
Red Hood [to Essence]: This ends one way, and it’s not with you and your people riding off into the sunset.
Tim [to Damian]: You know the dog is the only one that likes you, right?
Batman: And they agreed to let you see the footage?
Nightwing: After some convincing.
Red Hood: And a sleeper hold.
Peace time at Gotham City be like…
Dick: *sighs*
Damian: *yawns* – Tt –
Tim: *searches for “shark-repellent Bat-spray” on Amazon.com*
Jason: *stretches muscles, then lays back down on couch*
Dick: Gotta save someone.
Tim: Know the feeling.
Because the world’s most awesome butler’s got your back…
Alfred: As before, Mr. Mask, Mr. Hood is upstairs with an unhealthy number of firearms. Please don’t try to run.
Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*
Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?
Jason [to Roy]: Why is it every time you call me these days, I know to bring a firearm?
The Batfamily’s cue to start worrying about Red Hood…
Alfred: Master Jason may be violent and uncommunicative, but he is never tardy.
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