Wayne Foundation charity gala nights be like…
Jason: I can field strip a .45 in the dark, Alfie. I think I can handle a bowtie.
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Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
Asking Damian to pass the ketchup during breakfast be like…
Damian [to Tim]: I don’t speak nerd.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: I couldn’t bear it if anyone hurt you.
Jason: I mean, besides me.
Infiltrating a top secret facility (and turning it into a second chance at childhood) be like…
Robin: We’re gonna play hide and seek. Don’t worry, I’m really good at this game.
Delegating tasks be like…
Red Robin [to Oracle]: I’ll do Google. You take Yahoo.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
The New 52…
Commissioner Gordon: Ohhhhhh… Okay, got it, got it.
When you can admit it to a criminal, but not to yourself…
Red Hood: I could’ve been just like you, a bottom-feeder who turns on his own kind. For what? Money? Power? I got lucky. I had a partner. He was good for me. For a lot of reasons. He reminded me that I could be good again, too.
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