Bats, Lanterns, and League meetings…
Green Lantern (Simon): *sits down after watching Batman do the same*
Green Lantern (Hal): *rolls his eyes at him*
Simon: He just sat down. What am I suppose to do? He’s the boss.
Hal: No, he’s not!
Simon: He isn’t? Dang it, I cannot figure out who the boss of this team is!
But, to be safe, we usually assume it’s Bruce, so…
When asked how he spent time with his brothers yesterday…
Jason: The dentist pulled my tooth out. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to the guys that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Jason: Plus, it’s always fun to see Tim faint.
When asked how he spent time with his brothers yesterday…
Jason: The dentist pulled my tooth out. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to the guys that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Jason: Plus, it’s always fun to see Tim faint.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *chowing down three separate bowls of cereals, talking with his mouth full* Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Damian: *looking on disgustedly as milk and fruit bits splatter onto Dick’s shirt* Because people are idiots, Grayson.
Tim: If I were sleep-deprived, could I do this?
Jason: Uhhh. What are you doing?
Tim: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Jason: *shakes head and walks away*
Batman’s secret to longevity?
Bruce: I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists at S.T.A.R. Labs say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
Wayne Manor, 3 AM…
Dick: *teary-eyed, sniffling, and sneezing*
Dick: *heads to the kitchen and pours himself a glass of milk*
Dick: *pauses when he hears swift, clicking sounds*
Dick: *thinks to himself, “WTF?!”, and grabs an escrima stick from a secret compartment behind the refrigerator*
Dick: *wipes his nose with the back of his hand and prepares to pounce on the silhouette by the breakfast table*
Dick: aaaaaAAAHHH –
Tim: *swivels around, dead-eyed and on his sixty-fourth cup of coffee*
Tim: I typed your symptoms on my laptop here. And it says you could have Network Connectivity Problems.
@prison-mikes-bandana, an updated version. Haha.
“Robin War” be like…
Robin [to Duke and the other wannabe Robins]: Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Robins.
Said the tiny, thirteen-year-old bird.
Jason: Yo, Timbo, you look tired and you’re all sweaty.
Tim: You look tired and you’re all sweaty all the time. What’s your excuse, huh? You wanna go there, Jay?
Jason: *blinks*
Chill, Tim.
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