Dick: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It’s called “caring too much”. And it’s INCURABLE!
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Um, Jason was just asking what that thing on your nose was…
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Why Tim hates arguing with Damian…
Damian: I declare that everything you are saying is stupid.
When you start living alone and haven’t got time to shop for groceries…
Tim: Dear frozen yogurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. Zero stars.
At a bar…
Bartender: Where’d you get that jacket?
Jason: *sips beer* I was buried in it.
Bartender:
Bartender: *awkwardly moves away*
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