Keepin’ it real…
Jason: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.
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Roy [about Batman]: Does he have any weaknesses?
Jason: No.
Roy: What do you mean “no”? Everybody has a weakness.
Jason: Not machines. I honestly believe that he was programmed by someone from the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
Starfire: You talk to him first. You have the scary face.
Red Hood: Hey!
Starfire: No, in the good way. The scary cute.
Tim: Damian, you’re going to jail for a very long time.
Dick: He’s not going to go to jail, you know. He’s a minor.
Tim: Well, we’ll let the jury decide.
Dick: There’s not gonna be a jury. It’s a –
Tim: Then the judge will decide where he goes.
Dick: Look, he’s going to do probation. He’s a minor.
Tim: Dick, just let me have this?
When Commissioner Gordon first met Batman…
Commissioner Gordon: Would you break the law?
Batman: I won’t kill.
Gordon: That’s good to know.
Dick: You’ll never guess what I found on Damian’s Facebook!
Tim: A friend? Buuurn.
Justice League’s Got Talent be like…
Bruce [to Clark]: I’m a judge, so I don’t want to seem partial, but Jordan will win this over my dead body.
Paasive aggression between friends be like…
Harley: Ivy, I always forget, because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Police Officer: Ma’am, as I told you, this is a police matter.
Civilian: Well, it doesn’t seem to MATTER to the POLICE!
Officer: Okay, nice job with that.
When Hal Jordan met Abin Sur (an AU)…
Hal: Sir? This is a children’s slide. You’re not allowed to sleep here.
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