At a party on Mount Justice…
Wally: Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night, I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
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Tim: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jason?
Because sometimes Tim’s just too darn tired to give a darn…
Tim: Thanks for the coffee.
Dick: …
Dick: That’s also for Bruce.
Tim: I really need it, though. But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye!
Jason [to Damian]: I got you one of those veggie muffins you’re always eating. Tastes like a rug.
When you find out that he’s not a myth after all…
Green Lantern (Simon): Oh, hello! I’ve always dreamed of you.
Batman: Excuse me?
Green Lantern: M-meeting you, Batman, sir!
When Jon first visited Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Damian will show you around.
Damian: Right this way is the exit.
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Dami, no.
If Hal gave the best man’s speech at Barry and Iris’ wedding…
Hal: It’s the most romantic story ever. It makes “The Notebook” look like “Saw V”.
Checking up on your youngest brother’s first ever prom night…
Dick [on the Comm Link]: Hey, how’s the date going?
Damian: Good. We just finished the MRI.
Dick: *spits out his cereal*
When you ask one of your sons to do monitor duty at the Batcave while you’re gone…
Red Hood [to Batman]: There’s a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don’t care about.
When asked if he thought he’d get along with his youngest brother…
Jason: Look, Damian and I don’t work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.
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