On how he’s been keeping the peace with Bruce…
Jason: See, I never promise Bruce anything. That way I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.
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Tim: Jason, you look tired and you’re all sweaty.
Jason: You look tired and you’re all sweaty all the time. What’s your excuse? You wanna go there, Timmy?
Tim:
Tim: No.
Convincing your ridiculously attractive best friend to “take one for the team” on a seduction mission…
Wally [to Dick]: Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or, like, green scaly briefs? Oh! You know what’s always sexy? Finger stripes.
When Roy met Jason…
Arsenal: You go big or you go home! And you don’t seem like the kind of guy who goes home.
Red Hood: I’m not. I don’t even really have a home.
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But, Jaaaay.
Sometime during the “Robin War” story arc…
Robin: Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into true Robins.
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Yup, all four-foot-something of him said that.
When you expect too much from your speedster best friend…
Hal: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes?
Barry: Sure. I’ll just advance medical science 30 years.
Hal: Great.
On how he stays positive in spite of all the challenges…
Beast Boy: There’s an old saying in show business: “The show must go wrong”. Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
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Um…
Introducing Red Hood to your friends/teammates be like…
Red Robin: You guys know Jason really well, so I don’t have to apologize for his behavior, right?
Batman Beyond…
60-year-old Bruce: I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
Camping trips with your whiny speedster boyfriend be like…
Artemis: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Wally: I ate it already.
Artemis: What?
Wally: I could smell it in your purse before I even sped us here. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
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