Packing up after another bout with rogues on the Gotham streets…
Nightwing: Is this everybody?
Red Robin: Spoiler took a cab. Robin’s in the trunk. Red Hood’s on the roof.
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Jason: Dick, can you please be quiet? I can’t hear myself not talking to Tim.
Tim: Man! You are just knocking these off. You’re like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Jason: You’re like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Dinah [to Barbara, about Dick]: I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
On her relationship with Arsenal…
Starfire: We are the colleagues with the benefits. We are the colleagues who benefit from the fact that we are also the friends.
Jason [to Roy]: Look, I love you like a brother. But right now, I hate you. Like my actual brother, Damian, who I hate.
Taking care of your city’s people when you’re about to go on a rampage against a bunch of villains be like…
Red Hood: *returning a civilian’s phone* I pre-dialed 9-1-1, so all you have to do is press send.
Dealing with a mass Arkham Asylum breakout…
Red Robin [to Nightwing]: Dick, no. We don’t negotiate with weirdos.
Walking past a heavily sleep-deprived Tim in the Manor be like…
Tim: Oh, boy. Hold on. Be careful.
Jason: What?
Tim: The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.
When your heavily sleep-deprived younger brother weighs in on your current health issues…
Tim [to Dick]: I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
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