Dealing with emotions, Batfamily style…
Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian [to Bruce]: This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
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Damian [about Jon]: He’s the worst person I’ve ever met. I want to fight crime with him.
Remind you of another city Bat and his farmhand alien BFF?
About a dream wherein Gotham City was crime-free and no longer needed Batman…
Bruce [to Clark]: It was like a nightmare of happiness.
After forming the Outsiders…
Batman [about the Justice League]: That is my old team. I didn’t recognize them without me because I’m the only one that matters.
Mr. Dick “let’s-try-to-stay-positive” Grayson…
Robin [to the team]: Well, I think we have several options…
Robin: They’re all terrible. But they’re options.
Jason: I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I’m lying.
You mean like sarcastically saying, “I love you, Bruce”?
Filling out Justice League personal data sheets…
Black Canary [to Nightwing]: For date of birth, you wrote “spring time”.
Once a Robin, always a Robin, eh?
What he thinks to himself after single-handedly incapacitating an army of assassins, successfully infiltrating a top secret facility, and earning the respect of a criminal mastermind…
Red Robin: I am 100 percent sure that I am zero percent sure of what to do.
Ordering at a restaurant…
Wally: I’ll have number eight.
Waiter: That’s a party platter, sir…
Wally: I know what I am, kid.
Trying to convince your brother of why he needs to move back into the Manor…
Dick [to Tim]: Your safe house isn’t haunted. You’re lonely.
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