Reassuring your family and friends be like…
Tim: I’m better now!
Tim: I mean, sure, I’m depressed, and I’m constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!
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Wanting Damian to have a second chance at a childhood he didn’t have…
Jason: Have you ever seen “Monster’s, Inc.”?
Damian: No.
Jason: Damn it, Little D! Engage in the culture for once.
Nightwing: You’re like a crazy volcano! You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Red Hood: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
Vacations with Batman be like…
Hal: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Bruce: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
When you’d rather avoid the topic of your son’s villainous heritage at Wayne Foundation galas…
Bruce: I’d like to introduce you to my son, Damian – middle name redacted – Wayne.
When asked his most favorite after-meal snack that Linda ever packed for him…
Wally: It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
Jason [to Roy]: You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.
Jay, remember that canon panel where you said that Roy mattered to you, but you only said that he didn’t to hurt him? Oh, nothing. Just putting it out there.
When asked if, given his life as a superhero/vigilante, anything still surprises him…
Tim: This morning I saw a YouTube video of a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.
Fair warning to the team about his best friend…
Dick [about Wally]: Once he starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Trying to avoid the ensuing awkardness (with more!)…
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: *blinks*
Jason: I formally retract my hug.
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