How could she say no?
Bruce: Selina, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to marry me.
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On what the World’s Greatest Detective does in his spare time…
Batman: It’s an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles.
When your fiancé has trust issues…
Bruce [to Selina]: I change my locks every 16 days. That key’s been useless since the second Tuesday I gave it to you.
Clark: Has anyone ever told you your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Bruce: Yes. Every day of my life since the fourth grade.
When you ask your fiancé for advice…
Selina [to Bruce]: You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that Batsuit, and give me your wallet.
When you invite the Super Family over for a “leisurely Sunday cookout"…
Bruce [to the Batkids]: This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.
Batfamily therapy sessions be like…
Jason: I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.
Because Jason’s more like Bruce than he cares to admit…
Roy: Come on, Jaybird, we’ve been friends for 10 years!
Jason: We’re work proximity associates.
Playing a prank on your sleep-deprived, way-too-tired-to-care brother be like…
Tim: You mean I’ve had a toy on my desk all this time?
Jason: You mean you thought you had a real landmine on your desk?
When you’re into 19th century classics, then get resurrected and come across this century’s utopian teen novels..
Jason: That book was so boring I almost cried a little.
Roy: Aww, Jaybird, I’m sorry you had to read that. You’re safe now.
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